
Before you dive into the blog I just want to say one thing:
no matter how much you love your bf and you dont want to
embarrass him, if he has genital warts -
HE MUST TREAT IT.
Or you'll both suffer. Dont just let it be cause you'll pay dearly later on.
If you dont feel comfortable to confront him just do what I did - I got him this really amazing cure after seeing it on ABC news, and I used it to treat him without him even knowing anything about it :)
In the end of the day it doesnt really matter if you take this cure or any other
just treat it and dont ignore it.
Live healthy and enjoy my blog,
Suzi
If you place the wart solution on one of the stair rails…pull your pants down and slide down the rail…applying the solution to your backside and having some fun.
The bus station is one of comfort. Just use one of the clean and convenient restrooms to apply your cream discreetly.
sit on a bum
Well, Tublet hangs out there quite a bit, and she’s studying to be a nurse, so I’m just saying……
have someone else standing in the bus station try to pop them for you.
Buy some cheap booze and self-medicate.
Ask one of the friendly Greyhound bus drivers. I see that going pretty well.
I can’t beat Billys answer. But I CAN beat Billy.
*heads to the cellar with that tire iron Santa gave me*
Pay for a round trip ticket. Warty never has money.
If you look around, I’m sure there will be a nice gentleman named "Fang" that would firmly, yet gently gnaw your anal warts off with his gold teeth.
There is no ‘best way’, it’s just very painful for a very long time !
scrub them with urine cakes
Ask the stinky guy who is clogging up the bench just to reach a hand down there and apply the tincture. That way your hands stay clean and maybe you can give the guy a dime if he does a really good job.
OK, you get the "Speechless" award for the day. Congratulations, you left me speechless. I hope your family is proud of you.
Most bus stations have a small stock of mouldy kippers available for commuters that need to spank their warts whilst waiting. I have found that the kippers are most effective when the spanking is conducted by a third party. Try asking one of your fellow commuters to spank your warts for you whilst you bend over a litter bin. Remember that many commuters using the bus are elderly and a bit deaf so it is advisable to shout your request whilst miming the required actions.
With a dental mirror and an x-acto knife.
treat? As in get rid of?? Why would you wanna do that? Slide up and down the banister to warm up dinner cause mama’s hungry! YUM
dog food and a dog the gentle licking does wonders
I’ve found that if you pretend to be the coinslot on the turnstile, that not only do the rough edges on the coins work miracles, but by the end of the day you’ve made a tidy profit.
Have your wife bite them off.
*cries*